Somewhere between your child’s first tantrum and their first eye-roll, time decided to skip ahead. You were once the cool parent who knew all the cartoon theme songs. Now, you’re the irritating adult who dares to breathe in the same room while they’re scrolling.Welcome to the chaos of middle-aged parenting, where you’re raising teenagers while quietly Googling whether your sudden crankiness is from low magnesium or early menopause. Or worse, both.